100 Funny This or That Questions to Lighten the Mood

Whether you’re hosting a game night, looking for an icebreaker, or just want to have a good laugh,

“This or That” questions are a terrific way to ignite conversations and generate unforgettable experiences.

These easy yet humorous choices challenge participants to decide between two frequently stupid or outrageous options, resulting to plenty of laughter and discussion.

Here’s a collection of 100 humorous “This or That” questions to keep your friends and family entertained.

What is “This or That”?

“This or That” is a straightforward game where players must select between two possibilities. There’s no right or wrong answer—just pure pleasure. It’s wonderful for all ages, flexible for any group, and can quickly turn into a hilarious discussion or an insight into someone’s nature.

How to Play

Gather your friends, family, or coworkers.
Take turns asking the questions.
Everyone answers as quickly as possible, no time to overthink!
Bonus: Ask for an explanation if someone’s choice appears particularly hilarious or absurd.

100 Funny This or That Questions

Food

Pizza with pineapple or pizza with chocolate syrup?
Eat a raw onion or drink a bottle of spicy sauce?
Only eat mashed potatoes for the rest of your life or only eat ice cream?
Spaghetti with ketchup or cereal with orange juice?
Always have food stuck in your teeth or always have food on your face?
Eat a ghost pepper or lick a block of salt for an hour?
Never eat chocolate again or never eat chips again?
Unlimited cake or unlimited bacon?
French fries dipped in ice cream or pancakes with ranch dressing?
Only eat cold soup or only eat burnt toast?

Animal

Ride a kangaroo or wrestle a bear?
Have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
Be a chicken for a day or a cow for a week?
Always smell like a skunk or always sound like a duck?
Have a hamster the size of a horse or a horse the size of a hamster?
Be able to communicate to fish or be able to talk to birds?
Walk everywhere like a crab or bounce everywhere like a frog?
Be chased by a goose or a swarm of bees?
Have an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
Only make dolphin sounds when you laugh or bark every time you sneeze?

Style and Fashion

Wear a clown outfit to work or jammies to a wedding?
Always wear mismatched socks or backward shoes?
Have neon-green hair or glow-in-the-dark teeth?
Only use winter coats in summer or bikinis in winter?
Always have bedhead or always wear socks with sandals?
Wear a tutu everywhere or a superhero cape everywhere?
Have a nose that lights up like Rudolph or feet that squeak as you walk?
Only wear polka dots or only wear stripes?
Wear sunglasses at night or an umbrella hat all day?
Always wear big shoes or super-tight gloves?

Technology

Only use a flip phone or only use a TV with no remote?
Have a robot vacuum follow you everywhere or a drone that films your every move?
Always have terrible Wi-Fi or an unresponsive touchscreen?
Use a typewriter instead of a computer or Morse code instead of texting?
Your phone is perpetually on 1% battery or your computer takes 10 minutes to boot up?
Only communicate using emoji or only communicate via memes?
Watch TV with subtitles in a different language or no sound at all?
Always have auto-correct replace your words or predictive text write for you?
Use dial-up internet forever or never watch YouTube again?
Have your phone freeze every hour or accidently butt-dial your boss once a week?

Weird

Have spaghetti for hair or waffles for hands?
Burp soap bubbles or sneeze glitter?
Be stuck in a room filled of helium balloons or bubble wrap?
Only speak in rhymes or only sing whatever you say?
Be a human-sized insect or a bug-sized human?
Always smell like cheese or never smell anything again?
Have no elbows or no knees?
Walk backward everywhere or merely crawl?
Live in a house made of candy or a house made of Legos?
Only wear garments made of duct tape or paper?

Pop Culture

Be a character in a comedy or a horror movie?
Star in a reality TV program or a game show?
Be Batman or Spider-Man?
Have unlimited Netflix or unlimited food during a movie?
Sing every phrase in a Disney movie or act out every scene?
Be pals with Shrek or Scooby-Doo?
Only watch movies from the 1980s or movies from the 2000s?
Live in a cartoon or a video game?
Be a superhero with a ridiculous power or a villain with a cool one?
Have a light saber or a magic wand?

Travel

Always travel by pogo stick or ride a unicycle everywhere?
Only fly in hot air balloons or sail in pirate ships?
Visit the moon or live underwater?
Travel back in time or forward in time?
Always have to walk on stilts or ride a bicycle with square wheels?
Be lost in a forest or shipwrecked on a desert island?
Take a road trip in a monster truck or a clown car?
Live in a treehouse or an igloo?
Never leave your hometown or travel every day but never remain anywhere?
Only stay in haunted hotels or sleep in your car?

School and Work

Always show up late or leave early?
Only write with crayons or type with one finger?
Forget your lunch every day or always have cold coffee?
Be the teacher’s pet or the class clown?
Have an office chair that squeaks or a desk that wobbles?
Always get trapped in traffic or always have car trouble?
Accidentally reply all to an embarrassing email or neglect to attach a vital file?
Be the boss or the employee who gets away with everything?
Have to share your workplace with a chicken or your lunch with a goat?
Never take a vacation or constantly be on vacation but never be paid?

Personal Preferences

Always be too hot or too cold?
Have your favorite song stuck in your mind forever or never hear it again?
Be invisible or be able to fly?
Always hiccup or always yawn?
Only eat spicy food or only bland food?
Have a time machine or a teleportation device?
Always whisper or always shout?
Never stop laughing or never smile again?
Have a photographic memory or forget everything immediately?
Be exceedingly clumsy or super forgetful?

Holiday

Dress dressed as a turkey every Thanksgiving or a reindeer every Christmas?
Always eat fruitcake or never eat dessert again?
Only receive socks for Christmas or nothing at all?
Always carve pumpkins or always decorate Easter eggs?
Trick-or-treat till you’re 80 or never celebrate Halloween?
Only celebrate your birthday once a decade or every month?
Never have holidays off or just work on holidays?
Only sing Christmas carols or only eat Christmas cookies year-round?
Always wear holiday-themed attire or never celebrate any holidays?
Always spend vacations with strangers or always spend them alone?

Closing Thoughts

“This or That” is more than just a fun game; it’s an opportunity to connect, laugh, and learn more about the people around you.

These 100 hilarious questions will keep everyone entertained and promise plenty of hilarious moments.

So grab your friends, start asking, and let the laughter roll!

Which of these questions made you smile the most? Share your favorites in the comments below!